May 21, 2011

May 21, 2011 Judgement Day!

If you have not read or heard it yet then you might be running out of time as the world is about to be judged, taking up to heaven God's elected people, that's according to a U.S. base religious sect that published an article detailing how and why we are on the verge to annihilation.

The timeline is as goes:

- 11,013 BC—Creation. God created the world and man (Adam and Eve).
- 4990 BC—The flood of Noah’s day. All perished in a worldwide flood. Only Noah, his wife, and his 3 sons and their wives survived in the ark (6023 years from creation).
- 7 BC—The year Jesus Christ was born (11,006 years from creation).
- 33 AD—The year Jesus Christ was crucified and the church age began (11,045 years from creation; 5023 calendar years from the flood).
- 1988 AD—This year ended the church age and began the great tribulation period of 23 years (13,000 years from creation).
- 1994 AD—On September 7th, the first 2300-day period of the great tribulation came to an end and the latter rain began, commencing God’s plan to save a great multitude of people outside of the churches (13,006 years from creation).
- 2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

Now if there calculations were correct then tomorrow, few people will disappear or would be abducted, Alien Movies style while the rest will live as it is not until October 21st when people will be cremated for free with the rest of the world.

So given this scenario, what will happen today? Is there going to be a dark and gloomy scene with flashes of lights going down to the sky picking up the chosen ones, or will there be a whirlwind sprawling across the globe zipping people, or they will just fall dead on the ground? What if they're on the toilet defecating, will the collecting in charge wait for you to finish before picking you up? Hhhmmm?

Then as an obvious follow up question, how will a mobilephone freak prepare for Judgement Day? First and foremost, I will be charging my Lust Green Nokia N8 and Nokia C7 the night before. It will be best if I could capture all the moment so I can feature it on the blog. The Nokia N8 will definitely gave me top notch photo's in all scenarios, bright or dim. When it comes to videos for youTube, the Nokia N8 will capture 720p, that would herald a n expectational video capture.

Then, I will be downloading a lot of applications, videos and music on Ovi Store so if I will be one of the chosen few, I will not get bored a long the way. I will also have to carry with me my mobilephone box with all the charger, connectivity plugs most specially the warranty card, might be needing it in the future.

What else? Oh.. yeah! tweet and facebook all things that are happening then foursquare or ovi share my location so everyone would know where we are!

How about you, what will you do today?


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